shake hands with the unemployed

English dictionary entry

Meanings

verb

To urinate.
To masturbate.

Pronunciation

En-au-shake hands with the unemployed.ogg

Word forms

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Etymology

An oblique reference to the usual 'employment' of the penis in sex, masturbation, or urination. In reference to masturbation, sometimes credited to American comedian George Carlin.

Synonyms

break the seal hit the head micturate pass water pee piddle piss slash take a leak take a piss take a whiz tinkle urinate void wee wee wee widdle whiz abuse bash one out bate beat it beat off crank one out fap frig goon jack off jack it jerk jerk it jerk the gherkin jerk off jork it knock one out make the bald man cry masturbate mastuprate play pocket pool play with oneself pleasure oneself rub one out self-abuse self-pollute service oneself skeet stroke toss toss off touch oneself wank wank off whack off yank

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